Dear Manstump...

Dear Manstump:
How come you get to wear nakeds and I have to put on pull ups and pj bottoms?
from,
a 3 year old boy-Sulli. :)

Dear Sulli,
Manstump understands your envy of my not having to wear Pull Ups or PJ's. Thousands of years ago humans didn't have to cover their bodies. Much like Manstump's bark they had a similar covering called hair. Unlike bark, hair proved to be problematic with cleanliness, heat retention and aesthetic appeal.

Bark has proven to be a superior form of natural covering as you can see by my picture. Thankfully the human body was capable of adjusting. If this had not happened human sexuality would have gone dormant and the species would have died out.

Wear your clothing with pride my poor friend, your ‘evolved’. Ahem.

-Manstump

Cheryl writes:
Personally, I think manstump is kind of hot. For an inanimate object. I'm trying to think of a appropriate question, but my mind is in the gutter right now.

Dear Cheryl,
Manstump has seen your pic and finds you highly desirable. Would you entertain the idea of dating a guy with wood ?

-Manstump


Dear ManStump, I see that after the next few days of sun, we are in for rain,rain,rain. Do you have any advice for battling the rainyday blues?

Signed,
Moldy in Seattle

Dear Moldy in Seattle,

There is a common mis-perception that on rainy days it is good to find a good book, a comfy chair and sit by a roaring fire. I can tell you this is patently untrue. Top NASA scientists have discovered that it is much better to enjoy your book and chair with a nice high efficiency space heater. The ones with the red glowing wires seem to have better results.

The burning of wood is a barbaric hold over from the days that humans had 'hair'. Don't do it. Not even presto logs.

-Manstump

Mo writes:

I can't wait for the manstump to be up and running. "Oh wise ManStump, will..."

Dear Mo,

I'm a little hurt by this comment. Running ? Really ? Have you seen my pic ?

-Manstump

Special Comment to Val who has no question for Manstump -

I predict you will soon get a new furnace and your son will find employment.

-Manstump

Kelli Jeans writes:

Dear ManStump, How can I get my freckles to disappear? They are annoying me.

Dear Kelli Jean,

Manstump has it on good authority that freckles are a mark of Celtic Goddesses . I would advise you to embrace your inner goddessness.

-Manstump