Wednesday, December 26, 2007

New's From The Front

It's 10:48 PM-

I just passed through the kitchen downstairs and spied Miss Lilly in the bathroom torturing some poor mouse.

I chose to look away and mind my own business.

Partner will collect it in the morning, I'm sure.

I'm just a big old softie and can't do dead things.

And I can always just pee out the back window.

4 comments:

Mo said...

Guys can be so lucky. Sheesh. You can pee anywhere.

Jay said...

Miss Lilly will probably bring you a present and drop it in your lap pretty soon. LOL ;-)

fiwa said...

Eeew! *Doing the squeamish dance* You left it in the house?! I agree with what Jay said, you're likely to wake up and find it in your bed or something!

you boys, you always have to rub it in that you can pee anywhere. Why did god give that super power to the sex who doesn't notice grime?!

Summer said...

I read this very early this morning and I didn't post what popped into my mind, because I was being all demure and lady like but, I can't hold back any longer. I'm going to tell you what I told a friend of mine years ago when he was bragging about peeing off the side of his sail boat and why couldn't I just do the same thing????

I said, "Tape it to your leg and try it Buster."

OK. I'll behave now.